Yes, we all know it’s getting cold outside. Scarves are being bundled, peacoats are being dry cleaned, wool socks are coming out of storage, and biddies are being cuffed. With this comes a phenomenon I like to refer to as the bat signal theory.
We all know the story of Batman, or at least I would hope, if not you must not of had much of a childhood. Anyway, whenever Batman needed to be contacted the Gotham police department would light up the sky with the bat signal, and Batman would come swooping in from some random shadow.
Being cuffed up with a new joint is like a bat signal to every old joint you ever used to talk to. I don’t know how it happens, but it seems as though every time you start to like someone new the old joints come swooping in from every corner they were lurking in.
Not sure if it’s the new random sappy Facebook statuses you’re putting up, or the new pep in your step, or the fact that you’re not out on the scene being single and mingling as much…but old biddies can sense it all. Remember Batman doesn’t come out of nowhere without being called. So if this cuffing season, you realize your bat signal is shining a little too bright, go ahead and unscrew the light bulb on that bitch.
-Becks
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