If you haven’t been able to tell by now I have a pretty dry sense of humor. And recently I think I have accomplished the once impossible….I have found a series that caters to my exact sense of humor. If you haven’t seen the web series entitled “The Misadventures of An Awkward Black Girl,” I HIGHLY suggest you google that shit. It is hilarious!
With that being said a quote from this weeks episode of the series struck me as particularly funny yet true. The best friend of the hilariously awkward main character Jae had a revelation: “dating multiple men is like trying seasonal lattes at Starbucks, they’re not going to be around forever.” Jae (the main character) then asked herself “do I have to try eggnog to know I prefer the caramel latte?” She then reasoned with herself “na that’s how bitches end up on Maury.”
Now as soon as I caught my breath from laughing so damn hard, I thought about that concept. It is very true that biddies are seasonal just like Starbucks drinks. We all know this, so why do we act like we can only have one specialty drink per season?
If you want to try the Pumpkin Spice, the Apple Cider, and the Hot Chocolate all in one season who is someone to judge?? These damn drinks are not going to be around forever. Maybe you need to sip all three to decide come Christmas which one you’re going to be addressing that new cologne or that Louie bag to.
But, much like these seasonal drinks biddies should be consumed in moderation. You wouldn’t have a Pumpkin Spice and an Apple Cider in the same day would you? You wouldn’t bring biddie number one to Thanksgiving dinner than invite biddie number two for seconds and dessert, correct? As Jae from Awkward Black Girl pointed out “that’s how bitches end up on Maury.”
With that being said drink up my friends, the seasonal lattes are upon us, and so are the seasonal biddies.
-Becks
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