Daily Insight: Gathering Nuts

Ok I know what y'all are thinking...wtf is that title about? But allow me to explain. We are in the dead of winter my friends. It's cold and if you're anything like me, I like to hibernate in the winter...at least on the weekdays.

With that being said a successful hibernation season is not possible without gathering up the necessary things before the hibernation begins. This means making sure you gather up all those nuts in the summer and fall like a squirrel. If you've ever noticed squirrels are on a mission in the warmer months.

For us homo sapiens we don't gather nuts per say but we do gather other things. A couple of those particular things I speak of are as follows:

Make sure your ass is not caught out there mid-hibernation with no cuddle buddy, or biddie. You can only wear long johns and watch Love Jones alone so damn many times...make sure them nuts are gathered and stored for the winter. Don't forget to gather your ass up and get into the gym! No one is eating a baby spinach salad in the winter it just doesn't fit. Therefore make sure you can fit back into them sundresses and cargo shorts come summer. And lastly make sure you gather up that money. Hibernating may be boring at times but guess what boredom leads to....saving money! I don't know about y'all but I went on 6 vacations last summer...I'd like to be able to do it again without going for broke. Best believe I'll be dipping into that nut stash to make sure that happens.

With that being said its not too late to gather a few more nuts people....don't get caught out there running low on nuts with the winter not even half way over.

-Becks